[Monk has a date with Michelle Rivas]
Are you excited?
Yes... if by excited, you mean petrified and full of regret.
"Petrified and full of regret". Welcome to the world of dating.
[They walk around the remains of Alby Drake's tree to meet Stottlemeyer, who climbs over one of the fallen branches to meet them]
Captain!
Monk. Sharona. I'm sure you've noticed by now that there used to be a big tree standing right over there.
What time?
4:35 AM. A security guard heard somebody start up the bulldozer. Moments later, ch-ch-ch, "Timber!" Drake was dead on impact.
He made a phone call though at around midnight.
To a payphone, right?
You guessed it: Palo Alto.
Oh, well it had to be to Brenner. He's the guy.
So not only is Winston Brenner alive and well, he's making sure that his old pals don't rat him out.
That's right. The FBI's calling at Palo Alto tonight. They want to compare notes; synchronize watches.
Ouch, whoa-whoa, I-I can't make it.
He has a date.
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