[Monk, Sharona, Stottlemeyer and Disher arrive at a construction site to talk to tree-hugger Alby Drake]
No I'm not being reasonable, I'm sick and tired of being reasonable. I'm not coming down until you agree to build your stupid condos somewhere else!
[Monk and Sharona arrive]
Did you call Michelle?
No.
Did you think about it?
No.
Did you think about thinking about it?
Sharona, I'm a married man.
Captain, Lieutenant.
Sharona, Monk.
What's going on?
Tree hugger.
His name is Alby Drake. He was Winston Brenner's oldest friend; they were roommates at MIT.
How long has he been up there?
Ten days. He'll be down soon. The judge will be ordering an eviction notice by tomorrow morning.
The FBI, in their infinite wisdom, now agrees that Winston Brenner may have faked his own death back in 1995. If Brenner is still alive, [points a bullhorn up at Drake] that scruffy bird up there might still be in contact with him.
How does he go to the bathroom? [Almost immediately, everyone except for Randy steps back]
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