[Stottlemeyer and Disher arrive at Sharona's house]
I hate this.
Why don't you stay back, sir? I can handle this.
Oh, you can? Since when? [Sharona opens the door]
Hey.
Sharona, we need to talk.
About what?
I think you know. [They walk into the house, which looks like it has been hit by an earthquake] What happened here? Did you have a party?
It's Benjy. He never picks anything up.
Sharona, where's Darwin?
What are you talking about?
We're gonna find him. Is he here?
[Randy takes out his gun and begins going from room to room]
Hey, would you put that away?! This is my house!
He's killed before.
No he hasn't!
Sharona, we know that you took him. Now either you tell us where he is or I'm going to have to take you in. That is the law.
[walks back out of the living room, speaking into his walkie-talkie] Living room secure, heading to the kitchen.
Randy, you don't have to use the walkie-talkie. I'm ten feet away.
Roger that.
[puts down the walkie-talkie and continues searching]
[notices some vomit on a wall, and a lot of crooked pictures] Hey, what happened here?
Benjy threw up.
[incredulously] On the wall?
It was pretty awful.
[heads into the kitchen, and opens the closet, which swings open to reveal a stuffed teddy bear] Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! False alarm! False alarm!
[Sharona grabs the teddy bear from Randy]
Sharona, you were seen. The animal shelter has a surveillance camera. It recorded your car's license plate number as you drove away.
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