[Monk is patching up Benjy after he got into a fight at school.]
Adrian Monk
What's a wedgie?
Benjy Fleming
It's when you pull a kid's underwear all the way out of his pants.
Adrian Monk
When I was a kid they called it something else.
Benjy Fleming
What?
Adrian Monk
An "Adrian."
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