I think I have some good news. The optic nerves appear to be healing, and your pupils are starting to dilate. I’m cautiously optimistic. [Monk moans a little bit] Is that how he takes good news?
Yeah, it is.
Look, if you could just stick around for a bit, I’d like to show these to my colleagues. Be right back.
Thank you, Doctor. We’ll be here.
Isn’t that great? She sounded so hopeful!
Hope. I hate hope’s guts!
Hey, what happened to all your confidence?
I don’t know, Leland. Maybe I dropped it when I was screaming for help ten inches off the ground! I’m so pathetic! I’m half the man I was, which was three-quarters of a man, so now I’m…
Five-sixteenths of a man.
Thank you, Randy.
Oh, no, wait. Three-eighths of a man.
Hey, would you quit whining? The bad guy [Murdoch]’s on a slab downstairs, we get to go home. In my book, that’s a good day.
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