[Monk walks into the garage carrying a container of smoke alarms]
Hey, hey, Karl with a "K."
Hey, Mr. Monk.
Oh, hell, he's back.
Hey, Chucky. You missed a spot. [Comes up to the table] Captain, can you believe it's been a year already?
You know, Mr. Monk, I told you you can test those smoke alarms at home by yourself.
Yes, I know but, I'd rather you guys did it. You're the experts, right?
[The station's call alarm goes off. Everyone stops what they are doing and immediately runs for the ladder equipment. Someone hands Stockton a slip of paper]
House fire, three alarm. Mr. Monk, I'm afraid you're going to have to wait.
Captain, I was here first.
Sir, there is a house burning down five blocks away! Don't you think that should take a priority right now?
Uhhhh...
Don't you?
I don't know.
Let's go! [The engine starts to drive away]
OK, but I haven't got all day!
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