[Natalie is about to touch Devo, Gerald Vengal's pet]
He's actually kinda cute. [leans forward to pet it]
Natalie, don't touch him! Later on, when we have time, I'll tell you a little story about the Black Plague.
“Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage” · Season 4, Episode 12
In this episode: Adrian Monk (3), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (2), Natalie Teeger (2)
GVGerald Vengal
I'll never forget that face if I live to be 40.
[Stottlemeyer returns home after having punched a cop]
KSKaren Stottlemeyer
Did something happen?
Now that's a good question. What did you do? Did you turn the heat up? It's like a sauna in here.
KSKaren Stottlemeyer
It's supposed to be ninety-nine degrees exactly. It's called the Gittomer Method. It's very therapeutic.
[Stottlemeyer wants Monk to follow his wife]
Monk, I really need to know. I'd do it myself, but the chief says I need to go to this anger management class, which really pisses me off! I knocked out a tooth. One tooth. It's not like I killed the guy!
Who was that clown? I'd never seen him before.
[Monk and Natalie are following Karen]
How long have they been married?
Forever. Karen and Leland? They've never had a thing in common. I remember... this one weekend he went hunting. She stayed home and organized a rally for stronger gun control.
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