[Julie has to go to the bathroom.]
Monk
No, Julie, wait. Here. I'll give you ten dollars to hold it in.
Julie
Really?
Natalie
Mr. Monk, what are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee!
Monk
Best money I ever spent.
Julie
Sure he can. It's called the free market. I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk... how much would you pay me not to throw up?
[about five miles later]
Julie
Here.
Monk
What's this?
Julie
I'm returning your money. I'm not gonna make it.
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