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S3 E13

Monk · Season 3, Episode 13

Monk, Julie and others in “Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic”

[Julie has to go to the bathroom.]

Monk

No, Julie, wait. Here. I'll give you ten dollars to hold it in.

Julie

Really?

Natalie

Mr. Monk, what are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee!

Monk

Best money I ever spent.

Julie

Sure he can. It's called the free market. I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk... how much would you pay me not to throw up?

[about five miles later]

Julie

Here.

Monk

What's this?

Julie

I'm returning your money. I'm not gonna make it.

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