“Mr. Monk Gets Fired” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Sharona Fleming (3), Adrian Monk (2), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1), Lt. Randall Disher (1)
[Sharona is confused about Monk's near-catatonia after he lands a magazine job on his first interview.]
What's the problem? It's a great job!
I had a great job. I-I was a cop, that's all I ever wanted to be. I couldn't fix the whole world, I knew that. But I could fix... little pieces of it, one little piece at a time. Put things back together. Sharona, I-I need it. I miss it, I-I miss it so much...
Hey, hey. I miss it too.
I solved the case!
What are you doing?
I'm dancing a jig!
That's not a jig.
What is it, then?
I don't know, I don't want to know.
I'm back, baby!
74 percent is good enough for me! [tackles the Commissioner and wrestles to grab his toupee]
[Randy has given Stottlemeyer an update on an arson fire]
What did the fire marshal have to say?
Two points of origin. And the test for artificial accelerant came back negative. Uh, positive. [turns to Karen's camera] Could I--should I go back and do it again?
No. Now the question is... why would anybody torch a wig factory?
Probably the owner, for the insurance. [pause]
Yeah that's an interesting theory, Randy, but um... the guy's dead, right? He died in the fire.
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