Have you been drinking?
Yes, I have. I couldn't think of any other way to get all this Scotch into my body.
“Mr. Monk Gets Married” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Sharona Fleming (4), Adrian Monk (3), Lt. Randall Disher (1)
Adrian, you have to sit. This is a picnic.
I - I don't sit on the ground. Animals do things on the ground - terrible, terrible things.
We're never going to get away with this! They're never going to believe we're really married.
We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?
I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Well, when you turn the light off you won't see it.
I wish you could hear yourself sometimes! You live in a dream world.
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