[Two officers discuss an inmate who will be executed soon]
WCWarden Christie
Where's Ray Kaspo?
GGuard
In the holding cell, having his last meal. Ribs and chili.
WCWarden Christie
Ribs and chili? That might kill him before we do.
“Mr. Monk Goes to Jail” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Adrian Monk (2), Dale Biederbeck (2), Sharona Fleming (1)
It seems prison agrees with you, Dale.
DBDale "The Whale" Biederbeck
Well, why wouldn't it? After all, [indicates his stomach] I've been inside this prison all my life.
That's very poetic.
DBDale "The Whale" Biederbeck
Of course, it doesn't compare with the prison you built for yourself.
DBDale "The Whale" Biederbeck
I want to make you an offer...
Oh please, drop dead!
DBDale "The Whale" Biederbeck
Well, you'd think I would have by now, wouldn't you? [laughs]
[while pretending to be a convict, Monk tapes a picture of Trudy to his cell wall]
SRSpyder Rudner
Is that your old lady?
Yes.
SRSpyder Rudner
Is she waiting for you?
Yes, she is.
SRSpyder Rudner
All right, Adolf, let him go!
LLody
It's not about you, Spyder!
SRSpyder Rudner
The guy's a friend of mine.
LLody
He's a cop!
SRSpyder Rudner
Yeah, so I've heard. Let him go.
LLody
You'd side with a cop over us?
SRSpyder Rudner
I'd side with a cucaracha over you.
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