It doesn't make any sense.
Does everything have to make sense, Monk?
Well... yeah, it kinda does.
“Mr. Monk and the Other Woman” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Adrian Monk (4), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (2), Sharona Fleming (1)
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You should be ashamed of yourself!
I am, 24-7.
[Adrian packs to stay overnight at Monica's after a murder in her garage.]
I am not coming to get you in the middle of the night!
You won't have to get me -- I'm not a child, Sharona. [worriedly] Can't find my PJs!
[After Stottlemeyer ruins Monk's night "sleepover" with a wrong accusation, and Monk nevertheless solves the case...]
Hey, Monk!
[Stottlemeyer shuffles uncomfortably for a moment.]
I'm sorry.
You don't have to say that.
Yes, I do. Commissioner is making me.
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