[Capt. Stottlemeyer returns to his office to find Monk and Sharona waiting inside.]
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was my office. Yeah, see, I-I'm confused because my name is on the door.
Don't... don't blame Sharona, Captain.
I have no intention of blaming Sharona. [looks at his desk, which has been cleaned off] What happened here?
I took the liberty of straightening up a little.
Where is all my crap?
Obviously, I had to throw some things away.
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