[At Natalie's family reunion picnic]
AMAnne Marie
Are you my uncle?
No, no. I'm your Aunt Natalie's boss.
AMAnne Marie
Really? Do you know her other boss? The crazy one?
...Yes. [Referring to himself] I've met him once or twice.
“Mr. Monk and the Dog” · Season 8
In this episode: Adrian Monk (4), Lt. Disher (3), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (2), Natalie Teeger (1)
[Talking to a search party] Thank you all once again for coming. You know the situation. We're looking for a woman. Her name is Amanda Castle.
Although any dead body would be of interest to us.
Thank you, Randy.
[DeWitt has nearly tried to kill Shelby and Monk is telling Stottlemeyer about this]
Now he's afraid that she'll identify him.
How?
She could bark at him.
Randy, as far as I know, in the State of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.
Maybe DeWitt's afraid they'll change the rule.
Change the rule against dogs testifying in court?
I don't know, one of those referendums. It is California.
You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired I don't even know if that makes sense.
[Examining a painting] Could be a lover?
How do you figure?
Well, he's naked, and, uh... lower right corner?
Oh. Oh! Oh, I thought that was the signature.
[About Shelby] This dog is really, really smart. I've been teaching her tricks.
Like?
Oh, like not to lick me, not to drool, not to roll over, not to, you know, discharge anything.
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