[Monk is trying to get Natalie to stand on his hands to look on top of a locker ]
[Locks his hands ] Up you go.
Take a look, check it out. Up you go.
I believe the word "assist" is a very large part of the word "assistant." Right, "assist", from the Latin meaning, "UP YOU GO!"
[With difficulty, Monk hoists Natalie, who just barely peek over the top of the lockers ]
Well, higher! [Straining, Monk does so ] Oh my God!
Footprints... down you go.
PF Principal Franklin
Oh yes, Mr. Monk. We met last year at the, uhh, career day. How have you been?
PF Principal Franklin
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
So you've never won anything in your whole life?
Once, at a birthday party, I won a game of musical chairs.
But then I was disqualified. A mother said I went counter-clockwise, or something.
Well, at least you got invited to the party!
It was my party, okay, it was my mother!
I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Yeah, it's okay. That's not going to give her much time. It's all right. [Starts to head for the door, but then stops, and turns around ] Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention! My cousin works for a PR firm for the '49ers.
Yeah! Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday! He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Okay, you're not too busy?
No, no. No, I'm sure we can make that work.
Oh, great, because I lied! But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday! Julie will be here after school. Thanks! [Grins, and leaves the office ].
[Monk and Natalie are in the girl's bathroom ]
What are you afraid of? [Pokes Monk ] Cooties?
Don't laugh. The jury's still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding...
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