Natalie and Monk in “Mr. Monk and the Big Game”

Natalie

So you've never won anything in your whole life?

Monk

Once, at a birthday party, I won a game of musical chairs.

Natalie

Well, that's something.

Monk

But then I was disqualified. A mother said I went counter-clockwise, or something.

Natalie

Well, at least you got invited to the party!

Monk

It was my party, okay, it was my mother!