“Mr. Monk Gets Jury Duty” · Season 4
In this episode: Lt. Disher (3), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (2), Adrian Monk (1), Natalie Teeger (1)
[Monk is yelling out a window to Natalie who is standing by a dumpster where a dead woman was found]
Who is she?
No I.D.
No idea?
[A little louder] No I.D.
No idea?
[Louder] No... [points to eye] I... [makes the shape of a "D"] D!
...No idea?
No I.D.!
Why don't you check her identification?
NO I.D.!
[Screams, exasperated] NO I.D.!
[After long pause] ...No idea?
[Escobar is being extradited and Stottlemeyer is taking emergency precautions at the courthouse]
Pay attention. I'm only gonna say this once. Escobar's hearing is tomorrow at 12:00 Noon. We lock this joint down tonight at midnight, every exit, every window. 1:00 AM: we sweep for bombs, head to toe. 6:00 AM: I want snipers on this roof and on the roof next door. We arrive at 11:30. 11:40: we meet Lapides at the elevator, we hand him off. From there, he's the bureau's.
Sir, could you repeat that, please?
Yeah, what part?
Uhh, everything after "Pay attention, I'm only gonna say this once."
[Stottlemeyer groans in frustration]
[Stottlemeyer and Disher, celebrating the arrest of Escobar, crumple up balls of paper and toss them in the trash. FBI Special Agent Lapides comes in and catches one before it lands in the trash can]
Is this a bad time?
[Taking a bite out of a bagel] It is now. [To Randy] Randy, you remember Special Agent Lapides? [Lapides produces an envelope]
Actually I'm not alone. I'm with the attorney general. Wanna read it?
I don't need to read it. I'm not giving you Escobar. No way, no how.
Leland, this case is bigger than San Francisco. Escobar was supplying drugs to seven states.
Yeah, but we caught him here!
You're damn right we did, and we got him on a homicide, right here in the City of San Francisco. This case represents three years of my life.
Well you have the thanks of a grateful nation, Captain. But the federal indictment's already been filed. We're gonna try him first.
[To himself] Sons-of-bitches.
There's an extradition hearing on Thursday. Here's how it's gonna work: you babysit Escobar until then, you bring him to the courthouse, meet us in the lobby, you drop him off, you go home. [Starts to leave; but then stops, and holds the envelope to his ear] "What's that, sir?" I'll tell him. [To Stottlemeyer] The attorney general says, "Don't screw it up".
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