Marion quotes from Mongrels

Marion

One day I'm a pervert.

Ehh, maybe not....

Ah, my boy- so much you have to learn.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, yes...

Marion

Uh-huh, uh-huh, light up...

Marion

Keep your pin number simple, like 1-2-3-4,

Marion

- Tonight’s the night I’m going to get my groove on.

Marion

The girls will find out if they got their boobs out,

Marion

I’ll grope your baby sister,

Die evil zombies!

Kali

I want to join your evil scheme.

Marion

Sure, just make a cheque out to Tom Cruise, we'll send you a fact pack.

Kali

What?

Marion

Sorry, which evil scheme do you mean?

Nelson

Messing around with Catnip. You've let me down, you've let your friends down... but you know who you've let down most of all?

Marion

Myself?

Nelson

The Variety Club of Great Britain. [Cut to a scene where some excrement is seen on a minibus, with children behind a man shaking his head]

Marion

I made a crap in a sunshine coach?

Nelson

Oh yes, you very much did. There was no trip to Thorpe Park for those kiddies.

Marion

We have to break up!

You said I was special!

Marion

I know.

You said you loved me!

Marion

I do love you!

You touched me!

Marion

Yeah, and we can never tell anyone about that. I'm not even joking.

Don't you want to lick your Lollipop?

Nelson

They're not loveable Christopher Biggins showbiz gays after all - they're evil gays!

Marion

Oh no, the very worst kind of gay!

Nelson

Marion, for God's sake you're going to die!

Marion

Ah, but then I will wake up in a magical fantasy land, filled with virgins!

Nelson

You mean Games Workshop?