NelsonOh, Vince? God. I haven't seen you since mother's funeral.
S3 E1 Pilot
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Played by Rufus Jones
Mongrels · 448 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Mongrels: in 24 of its 448 quotes
Most scenes with: Marion (3), Kali (2)
Lines by Nelson 18
NelsonNelsonI'll always remember when I first met my 'Destiny'
NNelson (spoken)
It's this week's song!
NelsonMiddle class is magical.
NelsonThis is the immigration nation,
NelsonSo let’s keep that culture vibrant,
NelsonWell it was you that had your stag do ethnically cleansed.
NINelson [interrupting]
Um diddle, um diddle um diddle ai! Um diddle, um diddle um diddle um...
NelsonWhy don't you join the BNP? I think you'd fit in fine.
NelsonHe anally invaded me as a publicity stunt!
NelsonEstate agents say millwall is the jewel of the east end,
NelsonThere’s a charming artist’s quarter just behind those burnt-out cars,
NelsonOf course not, this is art,
NelsonYou probably won’t get shot; drive-by shootings are rare…
NelsonDid I mention we’re often on The Secret Millionaire…?
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