Tonight’s the night I’m going to let my hair down.
- Tonight’s the night I’m going to get my groove on.
Tonight’s the night I’ll spray my French cologne on.
But know we really need to get a move on…
EEverybody
We’re going to a shit house party...
We’ll pretend that it’s great when we’re in it,
But really we’ll hate every minute
We might be glad we came along,
After four white lightnings and a Jager bomb.
A queue for seven hours for the toilet,
‘Cause someone’s having unprotected… sex in the bath!
The girls will find out if they got their boobs out,
When they’re tagged in the Facebook… photograph!
We’d obviously rather not go,
But we said that we’d be there so…
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