Nelson
Messing around with Catnip. You've let me down, you've let your friends down... but you know who you've let down most of all?
Marion
Myself?
Nelson
The Variety Club of Great Britain. [Cut to a scene where some excrement is seen on a minibus, with children behind a man shaking his head]
Marion
I made a crap in a sunshine coach?
Nelson
Oh yes, you very much did. There was no trip to Thorpe Park for those kiddies.
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