MMarion (spoken)
Ah, my boy- so much you have to learn.
“Smoking Makes You Look 'Cool”
In this episode: Marion (4), Backing Singers (2)
MMarion (singing)
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yes...
Since I wasn't around when you were a kitten,
Here's a father's advice, make sure you listen.
You have to go to university,
Take media studies, it's a useful degree,
Sniff loads of glue, the feeling's incredible,
And never wear condoms, they make sex terrible,
Forget what they tell you at school,
Smoking makes you look cool.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, light up...
Keep your pin number simple, like 1-2-3-4,
I have mine tattooed on my paw,
If a Nigerian Prince ever e-mails,
Send him your bank account details,
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