Kali quotes from Mongrels

Kali

Or maybe it's just the anestetic wearing off...

God don't exist. And I happen to that for a fact. Follow me.

Tell me Dean. (Sings) What kind of God?

Kali

What God allows a child of thirteen to sleep on the streets.

Kali

So that when I use a cash machine he's right there by my feet.

Kali

It's so awkward when I have to pretend I'm skint and that.

Kali

What kind of God allows that hard see-through plastic packaging on, for instance, printer cartridges and children's toys?

Kali

That means you have to get out the scissors but when you cut it, you end up cutting yourself on the sharp edges.

Kali

Oh God, it's God.

Kali

Okay man, what's with all the call centres?

Kali

Even those ones based abroad?

I'm not being racist but it makes no sense having a rail enquiry line that isn't based locally.

Kali

Junk mail in newspapers.

Kali

Motorcyclists outweaving traffic.

Kali

People who bring toddlers to weddings.