The law says today that I can't be with you.
But tomorrow we can do whatever we want to do.
I can love you.
Oh yes.
And you can love me...
BBoth
Thanks to 'the Sexual Offences Act' (2003)...
One day you're a paedo...
And you're my jailbait...
Next day you're my sweetheart...
And its suddenly legal to mate...
BBoth
Oh what a difference a day makes!...
BBoth
Just can't wait 'til the dawn breaks...
Right now you can't handle the love of a man...
But from tomorrow you can give it me as hard as you can...
One day I'm a pervert.
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