Vince quotes from Mongrels

Vince

Nelson, You twat, It's me! Vinny! The Vince-ster. Sir Vince-the-lot. The Vincizizer, Vince-a-rama, The V-man! Vincy Wincy Spider, Vintintin! You know! Vince!

Vince

Got Ya!

Vince

Hold on, I smell chicken. And you know what I think about chickens don't you?

To actually f**k a chicken would be wrong.

I, Vincent Fox, ...am a c**t.

Vince

From Millwall to the Albert Dock, there's one thing plain to see,

Vince

When I was a little cub my grandma said to me...

Vince

Silly cow, she kept her savings underneath the bed,

Vince

You've got to give me credit, though, for keeping our streets clean,

Vince

You must be f**king joking- I know where to draw the line!

Remember when we first met on that night out in the park...

Vince

If I'm being honest, that spark was a taser gun,

Vince

I'm a c**t

Die evil zombies!

Nelson

You ate your own babies?

Vince

Well, you know how it is, Nelson - it's late, you can't be arsed to go to the all-night garage, you ain't got nothing in the fridge...

Nelson

Vince, you've got Muller Rice!

Vince

Well, yeah, but no spoons.

Nelson

Wait a minute. You ate six perfectly healthy children - your own children - just because you couldn't find a spoon!

Vince

In my defence, they are both rhubarb.