I thought this baby was going to be my second chance.
How would that happen?
Well, this time I wouldn't be drunk. I wouldn't pass out at a PTA meeting, at the wrong school.
[dryly] Yeah, that wasn't too embarrassing.
“Sonograms and Tube Tops” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Christy Plunkett (3), Violet Plunkett (3), Bonnie Plunkett (1)
The baby shower's going to be great, fun and games and free stuff for the baby.
I don't need it.
Violet, I'm stealing food from work, trust me, we need it.
No we don't.
Why not?
...I've made a decision. I'm giving this baby up for adoption. [leaves]
I feel like I just got punched in the heart.
Dumbass crackers!
What's the matter?
Luke's parents. First they say they don't want a thing to do with this baby, and now they're freaking out because I'm giving up their "beloved grandkid".
What about Luke?
He was useless. Oh, and get this. [snarkily] Now his parents are insisting that they're going to adopt the baby!
What'd you tell them?
I told them that I don't want my kid being raised by religious fanatics. I want it raised by homosexuals! [leaves]
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