Dumbass crackers!
What's the matter?
Luke's parents. First they say they don't want a thing to do with this baby, and now they're freaking out because I'm giving up their "beloved grandkid".
What about Luke?
He was useless. Oh, and get this. [snarkily] Now his parents are insisting that they're going to adopt the baby!
What'd you tell them?
I told them that I don't want my kid being raised by religious fanatics. I want it raised by homosexuals! [leaves]
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