“Corned Beef and Handcuffs” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Bonnie Plunkett (3), Christy Plunkett (1)
But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors. For example, take a simple cherry tomato, squirt a little aged balsamic vinegar into its fleshy center...
Cherry. Squirt. Fleshy. You can't help yourself, can you?
It's very hard.
Rudy said he doesn't want to see you anymore.
What? Wait, why are you telling me this and not him?
Because he has an emotionally crippling mother.
So why don't you drink?
I'm allergic to alcohol, any time I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
What a shame, I happen to have a large collection of both wine and handcuffs.
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