Dammit, I forgot I have to take Violet to her doctor's appointment!
I know, I had Luke take her in early. She's gained 3 pounds, the baby's the size of an heirloom tomato.
“Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Christy Plunkett (3), Violet Plunkett (2), Bonnie Plunkett (1)
Do we have a Bible?
We have one that's hollowed out.
Why would it be hollow?
...I misspoke. We don't have a Bible.
Never mind, I'll just get one at the library.
Why do you want to read the Bible?
Because I'm curious.
What? I didn't raise you to be curious.
Luke's father thinks I should come to his church and work on my soul.
Well you tell Luke's father that I said your soul can kick his soul's ass.
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