[To community servers washing off graffiti] What's this?! What's with the strange lingering silence? Where's your comic banter? And witty repartee, the... rebellious backchat? What the fuck is up with you lot?
Well, she's thinking about her incredibly hot boyfriend and his new cock.
Fuck you!
He's obsessing over her, even though she doesn't think of him like that and is never gonna shag him.
Well... I- I- let her... speak for herself, shall we, Jess?
And him... He's in love with a nun.
I am, man, I'm in love with a nun!
Which is always going to end up badly.
Oi... no! Why do you have to say something like that? Eh?
[Walks up to Abbey] What about you, sweetcheeks?
I'm still looking for some kind of emotional connection. I'm starting to think I'm never going to find it. Which makes me feel sad and... lost and strangely horny, like I want to fuck away the pain.
You take the pain... and you hang onto it. You bury it! Deep inside you! Do you feel it?! Do you feel it? 'Cause that's it. Feels like your guts are strangling your heart. Lap it up, it's good for the soul.
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