Didn't think you'd come.
Why wouldn't I come? Oh, what, do you really think I'm that shallow?
Well, it must have been weird for you.
It's no big deal. All right, okay, it was a bit weird for both of us. I just know I don't wanna stop seeing you.
Look, I'm gonna take care of this, okay? It's not going to be like this for ever. I promise.
So, do I get some free drinks, then? Because if I'm not, what is the point in going out with a barman? [Scoffs]
I'd always thought I'd marry a girl called Nadine, man.
So, guess what happened to me. Oh, my God. I know. It's totally fucked. I went to the toilet and there was this girl and she had this power. Next thing, I'm pregnant, she's not. Tried to run after her, couldn't catch her. It's fucking heavy.
[Reaches over to touch her pregnancy bump] Can I... [Finn slaps Rudy's hand]
All the times I've shagged people and never got pregnant. I go for a quiet dump and then this happens.
Well, what are you gonna do?
Gonna find her and I'm gonna shove this baby right up her arse. [Laughs] Someone get me a vodka tonic. [Finn points to her abdomen] Whoa. You're kidding me. It... It's such bullshit. I'll have lemonade.
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