Curtis, Greg and others in “Unfinished Business”

Curtis

[Walking on recreation centre promenade up to Greg] Who are you?

Greg

I'm your new probation worker.

Jess

How do we know you're not just someone impersonating a probation worker?

Greg

Why would someone impersonate a probation worker?

Finn

Cor, I have no idea.

Greg

[Scoffs] I mean, well, I certainly never have and never would, because... well, because I've got too much respect for that badge.

Finn

Is it okay if I leave early? I've got a dog at home. I need to let her out for a shit.

Greg

[Starts laughing with community servers smiling] Have you heard the one about the guy who left his community service early to let his dog out for a shit?

Rudy

No.

Greg

And his probation worker...

Rudy

Go on.

Greg

[His composure becomes stern] He hunted him down... he pinned him to the floor... and he fed him the dog shit with a teaspoon. I'm sure she can wait. You cross me... and I will fuck you like you have never been fucked before. You will feel like you have been fucked by a train. [Mimics sound of steam engine train] I think we'll get along great. And you... I really like you.

Rudy

Huh. Whatever.

Jess

Are probation workers always that fucking creepy?

Curtis

That's definitely new.

Finn

Why did he single me out? Why me?

Rudy

Well, don't sweat it, man. Chances are he'll be dead by the end of week.