Rudy, Simon and others in “Unfinished Business”

Rudy

You should do the Lottery. Use your power. See the numbers. Take their trousers down, we'll stick it to 'em, split it 50/50.

Simon

Why should I split it with you?

Rudy

Because it was my idea, you! I'm the brains, you're the stare. Okay. 60/50.

Simon

[Chuckles] It's supposed to add up to 100.

Rudy

Whoa, don't even think about screwing me, [swipes Simon's cheek with paint scraper handle] sweet cheeks! 70/40. Final offer.

Simon

I don't get to choose what I see.

Rudy

Ah! Fine! 80/30. But I feel like I'm being raped here, and not in a good way.

Alisha

What are you smiling at?

Curtis

What? Am I not allowed to smile?

Alisha

You look like you just got laid.

Kelly

Have you just had a shag?

Curtis

Something like that.

Alisha

Who's the lucky girl?

Curtis

You don't know her.