What do you mean, she killed you?
I mean she smashed my head against a sink like this, until my brains dribbled out of my ears.
She wouldn't do that.
How do you know?! You don't know anything about her!
Come on, man It all adds up. Do the maths.
There is no maths.
Right. She was here, plus no one else was around; times, she caught me leering at her semi-naked; divided by, all the weird shit that happens to us. Equals guilty!
That means absolutely nothing.
Oh, my God! Really? She's a beautiful girl, and she's here in the Community Centre.
So?
So, I remember a similar scenario that resulted in me having sex with an 82-year-old woman.
Then there was that shape-shifter girl. She was mental.
Yeah, and look what happened with you and that probation worker.
And did you know that some of these marathon runners shit themselves?
So, you think that if a girl likes me, there must be something wrong with her?
That's not what we're saying!
Isn't it? I thought that's exactly what we were saying.
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