[Walks into locker room and sees Nathan sitting on floor] What's up with you?
Some bastard killed me last night.
Are you winding us up?
No! No, cross my heart and hope to die. Or not.
Who was it?
I don't know. I was too busy being savagely beaten to death. That is not a pleasant way to die.
Have you got any enemies?
No. I'm universally popular and well-liked. Why would anyone wanna kill me?
I can think of a few reasons.
Definitely.
Shitloads.
...You annoy people.
See, why would you even say something like that? That's very hurtful. I thought we were friends, you ungrateful little twat!
Don't speak to him like that.
Why are you sticking up for him? Do you love him?
Oh, look, why don't you go and suck yourself off? [Walks away]
I wish I could. I can never reach it.
Oh, that is too wrong.
Oh, come on, now. We've all tried, huh? [Leans on back and brings legs up] One time, right, I tied a rope to my feet and tried to yank them over my head. Huh? And I've got like six pillows! Uh! I nearly broke my neck! [Makes a gesture] I was so close! Oh! An inch feels like a mile! [To Curtis] So, how close did you get?
I'm not even having this conversation.
'Cause, if men could suck themselves off, then the female of the species would be surplus to requirements.
This is why people kill you.
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