[Reading off back of game case] He's Jimmy Cisco. He spent ten years in prison for armed robbery. His lover and this crime boss, Conti, they double-crossed him on his wedding day.
Hey, watch me run over this fat bloke. Run, fat boy, run! Oh, he's fucked up my car!
We need to play the game for real. If we give him his money, I think he'll let Kelly go.
So, now all we need is a hundred grand.
We could a rob a bank.
We'll need a car.
Yeah, okay. Let's rob a bank.
[Appears in door with arm on frame holding keys] What's that?
Nothing.
Really? That's funny, innit? Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.
No, no, no. I said, er, “Let's have a big wank.” Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk.
Go and clean my car.
I don't think cleaning your car was what they had in mind when they gave us Community Service!
Well, I'm a member of the community and my car needs cleaning. And I don't give a shit.
The man wants his car washed.
[Mouths] What?
He's giving us his keys so we can clean his car.
For fuck's sake. [Walks up to Shaun and takes keys]
[Community servers bundle into vehicle] We're stealing his car. Right, yeah, I get it. Let's go!
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