[Lifts open bag to discover Sally's body] Is that the probation worker?
You killed her?
She was after us. She was engaged to Tony, the first probation worker. She found out about us killing him.
What, so you kill her? That's brilliant! Problem solved!
She was going to the police. I didn't mean to kill her. It was an accident.
You're a weird little psycho, and now everyone knows it. [Walks away]
Don't walk away! This is on all of us!
I thought we were through with this shit! [All community servers turn to washroom door at sound of toilet flushing]
[Comes out of washroom] It's all hot cross buns and Easter Eggs when Jesus gets resurrected.
That wasn't Nathan?
Whoever it was, they know we killed our probation workers.
Did someone kill our probation worker? Seriously? I spend a few hours in the toilet and I miss all that? Life is just passing me by.
Who was that just now?
I think it's a shape shifter. They can take on other people's appearance. I saw it in an episode of Star Trek.
You should probably watch more science fiction, might actually figure out what's going on round here.
So that wasn't you who said those very hurtful things about the size of my cock?
What? No!
Then you're probably wondering why I said you had a... huge fanny. There may have been a bit of a mix-up.
We should set up a password that we can say to each other so we know it's us.
"Monkey slut".
We're not having "monkey slut" as a password!
What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?
Just go with it. "Monkey slut". [Nathan raises a fist in agreement]
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