Curtis, Kelly and others in “Unfinished Business”

Curtis

He's dead.

Kelly

I heard him. I think he was knocking one out.

Simon

That does sound like him.

Alisha

Maybe you just wanted to hear him. He's gone.

Nathan

[Kelly leans down to poke Nathan's chin and he leaps up in the coffin with all Misfits around him reacting startled] AH...!

Curtis

What the fuck!?

Nathan

Haha! You should see the looks on your faces. Classic! Hey, guess what? I'm immortal! Can you believe this shit? I told you I had a power. Oh! Looks like they saved the best for last, huh? Immortality. That's off the A list.

Kelly

You stupid wanker!

Nathan

Ow! Stop hitting me!

Kelly

I thought you were dead!

Nathan

[Voice of thought] I thought I'd never see her again.

Kelly

So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad??

Nathan

I appear to have shat myself.

Alisha

Were you having a wank in there?

Nathan

So what if I was? A man can't enjoy a quick shuffle in his own coffin? It's not like I was expectin' visitors. And you, you little freak! What was that on the roof of the community centre?

Simon

I was trying to save you.

Nathan

Well, you failed spectacularly, didn't you? I need to eat. Has anyone got a kebab?

Simon

D'you want some chewing gum?

Nathan

Tutti frutti?

Simon

I like it.

Nathan

Man, that was a bad scene in there. I thought I was going to starve to death.

Curtis

You're immortal, you can't starve to death.

Nathan

You're an expert, are you?

Kelly

So, what are you going to do now?

Nathan

I should probably tell my mum I'm immortal. Catch you later? [Walks away]