You've been behind that drum kit for way too long, Pickles. This is your time. It's time... for Pickles.
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Now, publicity is all about being seen.
Yeah, okay, okay, that's a good point, because what I was gonna say is publicity is all about being seen.
That's what I just--I thought I was running this meeting, you're just repeating!
Oh, I'm sorry, you're right, please.
We need to get our faces out to where everybody can see us--
Likes Pickle on TV!
Exactly! But everybody goes on TV--
Yeah, everybody goes on TV, everyone does, you're right.
Yes, just my point, everybody goes on TV--
Everybody's already on there, why would you wanna do that?
Yes--
Go, go the other way.
Grr... yes. We need to go where--
Where nobody's gone yet.
Oh, radio!
Toki, get outta here, you're not in the PR club.
It's stupidest PR club, it doesn't work!
THANK YOU JUST I'M RUNNING THIS MEETING! WE NEED TO... just somewhere that's not on TV. FUCK! (throws laptop)
What are they gots there grapesdrink?
Yeah they're drinking some fucking grape drink that's awesome.
Oh grapesdrink.
That's a pretty fancy grape drink.
How comes theys gets to have grapesdrink?
Yeah how come we can't have any fucking grape drink? That's fucking not fucking fair.
Pickles you're late, we have to hurry.
Ok.
Time is running out.
Ok.
This is our destiny.
Ok let's just play this show and get out of here. We got any songs with destiny in the title?
Ummm, no, but I can stick it in it doesn't matter no one can understand what I'm saying anyway.
Gives to me this waterproof guitar that makes sure can floats.
And gives me waterproof guitars what shoots out bugs repellsgents.
Gives to me magic gloves whats can makes my hands fly.
Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs.
Gives to me the swords that glows, which shows me which way that is north.
Oh and gives to me battleaxe what shows which way's south!
Stops copys me.
You stops copys me.
STSkwisgaar & Toki
[at the same time in constant rhythm, sometimes getting faster] Stops copies me! Stops copies me! Stops copies me! [repeats]
Oh oh, we gotta get some bait! They got pretty big fish down there, get some big worms, and... you know what, get snakes. Snakes are the biggest worms out there.
OOffdensen
I'm sure there'll be plenty of snakes down there. It's the Amazon.
There you go, penny-pinchin' again.
Did you know there's an Amazonian catfish that can swim up your pee and lay eggs in your ding-dong?!
OK, that's it, I'm done eating, alright, just... augh... that's gross!
You can mock me but watch out when you pee!
Just back off, alright? This is a horrible combination of beef jerky breath and repulsive information, OK? I'm not interested.
Fine, but you've been warned. You've been warned, Pickles!
[Sunbathing naked] Feel that jungle air, wind just whistlin' through...
Hey, I makes some sandwiches...[Spits out sandwich and drops plate] Oh, Murderface!
Oh, man...MURDERFACE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
My god, you are so repressed.
It's got nothin' to do with repressed!
How abouts this, I solves the problem--puts your shirts back on!
Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!
Well I happen to play bass with it, there's callus buildup.
I don't need to look at it!
It's like Amazon boat-rash or something. Can I please just take a leak before I pull my shorts up?
Fine, go ahead, but just promise to never do this again, okay?
Oh god, now I can see your ass! It's like cottage cheese!
Just let me do this...
Quick questions, do you shaves yours ass, because you gots a lots of stubbles goings on there.
Quick answer, fuck you!
Work out or something, that's a problem area.
AAAAAARRRRGGH!!!
[whispering] Hey, whatcha readin' there?
[whispering] Nothin', just...hey man, why don't you brush your teeth?
Murderface [whispering] You can't brush your teeth in a library, that's ridiculous.
[excitedly] They're getting yopo!! If we're gonna die, we're gonna die high!!
Ate her husband in soup...
That is so totally Cannibal Corpse.
Beware! General. General Crozier. You are dead.
[talking about being governor] We don't fill out paper work, and fill out government forms, and wear suits and ties like...grr, dildos! [realizes; to Offdensen] No offense!
OOffdensen
None taken.
Nathan Explosion is now the governor of Florida!
This is an outrage, how can we stop this?
Consider what the people would do, General.
I think it's time that we go to purple alert! [a purple light begins randomly blinking and a buzzer sounds whenver the light is shone]
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