[Sunbathing naked] Feel that jungle air, wind just whistlin' through...
Hey, I makes some sandwiches...[Spits out sandwich and drops plate] Oh, Murderface!
Oh, man...MURDERFACE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
My god, you are so repressed.
It's got nothin' to do with repressed!
How abouts this, I solves the problem--puts your shirts back on!
Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!
Well I happen to play bass with it, there's callus buildup.
I don't need to look at it!
It's like Amazon boat-rash or something. Can I please just take a leak before I pull my shorts up?
Fine, go ahead, but just promise to never do this again, okay?
Oh god, now I can see your ass! It's like cottage cheese!
Just let me do this...
Quick questions, do you shaves yours ass, because you gots a lots of stubbles goings on there.
Quick answer, fuck you!
Work out or something, that's a problem area.
AAAAAARRRRGGH!!!
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