Ga guy
Can I buy you a drink?
How do you feel about your mother?
Gguy
She--she's dead.
Okay. Sure.
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GOGuy on the air
Um...and who's out there putting 'will you marry me?' into a random fortune cookie? That's like emotional terrorism.
[Final part]
History can be messy and painful but it's not our destruction. If we're lucky, it's our foundation. You just have to work your way through the mess to find what matters, to find the pieces of your past you still want to carry with you, and sometimes, if you have just the right view and just the right castle, you can build the foundation for your new history, all by yourself.
[Marin calls Jane]
Hello? Marin?
Did I wake you?
Mmm, not exactly.
Oh, man. Were you having sex?
Oh, don't be silly.
Okay, I'm fine. Uh, no worries. Bye.
[At the Chieftain]
Will you quit bragging about all this phone sex you're having?
Have you been listening this whole time?
We all have.
Ugh!
BWBuzz Washington
You say the word 'sex' around here, and ears perk up. It's like church bells ringing.
CCash
I'm not a stranger. We've had two conversations. Three, if you count the last two minutes. That's enough to marry people off in some countries.
Oh, thanks for the offer, but no.
Oh, wow. I'm moving out. I have been through a lot in this room.
I know! You broke your engagement, slept with Jack, broke up with Jack, had phone sex with Stuart.
How do you know all that?
Thin walls.
[Marin and Cash are visiting a guru]
Uh, may I ask where you got your therapy degree, where you went to school?
GThe guru
"Devry.
The technical institute? You went to study therapy there?
GThe guru
Semiconductor manufacturing.
So you kinda do for animals what I do for people?
Well...you film people having sex?
(knocks)
DDick
(opens the window of the car)
Celia What are you doing?
DDick
I am an emotional eater, okay? I eat to stuff down my emotions.
Look, I don't pretend that you understand what I just did, you are not a mother!
DDick
You infringed the law!
Well, it's probably better that we call it quits, it's not like we were in love or anything, right? (looks up to the right)
DDick
(gets out of the car in deep emotion) I saw that!!
What?!
DDick
You did it again, you do love me!
No I didn't.
DDick
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
DDick
Yes, you did.
No I didn't...okay! Fine, I did, I love you!!
DDick
And for the record , I love you too.
CCash
I make a kick-ass stew.
My kick-ass stew could kick your kick-ass stew's ass.
[Celia to Dick]
Look...I'm older than you by a number of years. So, you know, let's say when you're 60, I'm gonna be...[whispering] and when you're 70, I'm gonna be...[whispering] and when you're 80, I'm gonna be...dead.
Patrick, we have got to talk about your bachelor party, or your O'Bachelorton party, as I like to call it. Have you thought about what you would like to do or...have?"
Uh, beer. Ping-pong. Beer-pong!
[Marin finds Jack building a swing on her porch]
I thought I made myself clear with the wood.
Yeah, you did.
I said I didn't want any romantic gestures, right?
Yeah, I know.
So you are just ignoring what I said?
Yeah, pretty much.
Wow, you got a lot of nerve buddy.
Only when it comes to stuff I really want.
[At the Chieftain]
Patrick, tag me in!
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