A character in Men in Trees
Played by Derek Richardson
Men in Trees · 61 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Men in Trees: in 4 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Marin Frist (4)
Patrick O'Bachelorton...Patrick wheels out an old 3-speed bike towards Marin...
PatrickThe front brakes don't work. And you'll need this.
Patrick...He pulls out a canister and hands it to Marin...
PatrickBear spray.
...Marin reacts, then sprays it all over herself like hair spray or perfume...
PatrickActually, you spray it on the bear. But that'll work.
PatrickPersonally, I don't think you need all that therapy. You're not crazy.
[Marin doesn't answer]
PatrickAre you?
[Marin shakes her head]
Oh, wow. I'm moving out. I have been through a lot in this room.
I know! You broke your engagement, slept with Jack, broke up with Jack, had phone sex with Stuart.
How do you know all that?
PatrickThin walls.
Patrick, we have got to talk about your bachelor party, or your O'Bachelorton party, as I like to call it. Have you thought about what you would like to do or...have?"
PatrickUh, beer. Ping-pong. Beer-pong!
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