Here I've been telling single women to go to sports bars. I should've been telling them to go to Alaska.
TTTheresa Thomasson
Yeah, well, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
What is this?
Observation hut.
What are you observing?
I was looking for a nocturnal bear, but instead I found a relationship coach.
Almost as dangerous.
...Patrick wheels out an old 3-speed bike towards Marin...
The front brakes don't work. And you'll need this.
...He pulls out a canister and hands it to Marin...
Bear spray.
...Marin reacts, then sprays it all over herself like hair spray or perfume...
Actually, you spray it on the bear. But that'll work.
Thanks for sleeping with me, Elmo.
I'm not exactly sure what kind of date you're expecting for $13,000, but I was thinking picnic.
Oh, that sounds sweet, but I actually have some other ideas.
Okay. What do you got in mind?
Let's start with the bed.
The--the bed?
Could you uh, move it...back against the wall?
JBJane Burns
So what's the latest? Did the new town leave the old town for a younger town yet?
Personally, I don't think you need all that therapy. You're not crazy.
[Marin doesn't answer]
Are you?
[Marin shakes her head]
[to Jack] It's hot...
Can you think of a better way to celebrate this new chapter in our relationship?
We, uh, we have chapters?
Mm-hmm. Chapter one, 'strangers,' chapter two, 'sex'... chapter three, 'friends.
LFLiza Frist
Mmm, smell that?
What?
LLiza
Mmm, man scent. Flannel and...Mmm, man!
Yeah, some of these guys don't shower too regularly.
The only person I trust to cut my hair is Serge, and he's 4,000 miles away. He's been doing me for 10 years. Longest relationship I have ever had.
JJewel
Thank you, Elmo. Everybody knows there's no place warmer than Alaska.
You don't have to say everything you feel. I know this because I met Jack...the first real man I've ever known.
AAmanda
I mean, I'll be honest. I've read your previous relationship books--cute, popular, like a...like a...
QQuentin
The head cheerleader in high school.
AAmanda
Exactly. But this new book--it could be like a...
QQuentin
The girl who smoked behind the bleachers.
Honey, why in God's name are you on a pay phone? You know, they have more germs than a toilet seat.
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