Celia Bachelor quotes from Men in Trees

Celia

Look...I'm older than you by a number of years. So, you know, let's say when you're 60, I'm gonna be...[whispering] and when you're 70, I'm gonna be...[whispering] and when you're 80, I'm gonna be...dead.

Celia Bachelor

(knocks)

(opens the window of the car)

I am an emotional eater, okay? I eat to stuff down my emotions.

Celia

Look, I don't pretend that you understand what I just did, you are not a mother!

You infringed the law!

Celia

Well, it's probably better that we call it quits, it's not like we were in love or anything, right? (looks up to the right)

(gets out of the car in deep emotion) I saw that!!

Celia

What?!

You did it again, you do love me!

Celia

No I didn't.

Yes, you did.

Celia

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

Celia

No I didn't...okay! Fine, I did, I love you!!

And for the record , I love you too.

Annie

I tried to reconnect with your son in the bedroom, per your instructions.

Celia

And?

Annie

And...it was great, okay! Your son is a fantastic lover!

Celia

So what's the problem, red?

Annie

That man is not Patrick!