Jane quotes from Men in Trees

Jane

Honey, why in God's name are you on a pay phone? You know, they have more germs than a toilet seat.

Jane

(to Marin about getting back Sam's favorite shirt) I don't want him to discover what a terrible person I am. We have only been married a few weeks. It's too soon.

Jane

Hello? Marin?

Marin

Did I wake you?

Jane

Mmm, not exactly.

Marin

Oh, man. Were you having sex?

Jane

Oh, don't be silly.

Marin

Okay, I'm fine. Uh, no worries. Bye.

I thought about you at the rehab, that kept me straight.

Jane

Oh...sweet!

Anyway, you are at my sister's wedding, all shiny, I'm ah...

Jane

...sober?

More or less!

Jane

You can be more or less sober?

(smiles) You know, back in Queens, I really thought we were heading somewhere...

Jane

You were headed to a facility...and the only thing that I'm interested right now is in being single, sorry.

Oh, please, I get it! Totally!!