[At the Chieftain]
JeromeWill you quit bragging about all this phone sex you're having?
Have you been listening this whole time?
We all have.
Ugh!
You say the word 'sex' around here, and ears perk up. It's like church bells ringing.
A character in Men in Trees
Played by Timothy Webber
Men in Trees · 61 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Men in Trees: in 4 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Ben Thomasson (2)
[At the Chieftain]
JeromeWill you quit bragging about all this phone sex you're having?
Have you been listening this whole time?
We all have.
Ugh!
You say the word 'sex' around here, and ears perk up. It's like church bells ringing.
[Jerome answering the phone at the Chieftain]
JeromeChieftain. Well, y-yeah, this is the, um, official bar of the Alaska Huskies. Please hold. [To Ben] Some guy with an accent.
Russian or Polish?
JeromeCould--could you say, uh, 'the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain?'" [To Ben] "Definitely a Russki."
Oh, Jerome, where have you been all my life?
Jerome: At the Chieftain?
Jerome: Love has a funny way of coming around again. It's kind of like a sonata, but...
What do you mean?
JeromeOh, every sonata has three movements, and the first one, the melody, is new... often lively. But the second part, the part you're hearing right now, things can get a little dark and murky, and you can't always hear the theme. But the third part always comes back to the beginning. Things have a way of working themselves out.
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