Marin Frist quotes from Men in Trees

Marin

Can you think of a better way to celebrate this new chapter in our relationship?

Jack

We, uh, we have chapters?

Marin

Mm-hmm. Chapter one, 'strangers,' chapter two, 'sex'... chapter three, 'friends.

Mmm, smell that?

Marin

What?

Mmm, man scent. Flannel and...Mmm, man!

Ben Thomasson

Yeah, some of these guys don't shower too regularly.

Jane

Hello? Marin?

Marin

Did I wake you?

Jane

Mmm, not exactly.

Marin

Oh, man. Were you having sex?

Jane

Oh, don't be silly.

Marin

Okay, I'm fine. Uh, no worries. Bye.

Jerome

Will you quit bragging about all this phone sex you're having?

Marin

Have you been listening this whole time?

Ben Thomasson

We all have.

Marin

Ugh!

You say the word 'sex' around here, and ears perk up. It's like church bells ringing.

I'm not a stranger. We've had two conversations. Three, if you count the last two minutes. That's enough to marry people off in some countries.

Marin

Oh, thanks for the offer, but no.

Marin

Oh, wow. I'm moving out. I have been through a lot in this room.

Annie

I know! You broke your engagement, slept with Jack, broke up with Jack, had phone sex with Stuart.

Marin

How do you know all that?

Patrick

Thin walls.

Marin

Uh, may I ask where you got your therapy degree, where you went to school?

"Devry.

Marin

The technical institute? You went to study therapy there?

Semiconductor manufacturing.

Marin

So you kinda do for animals what I do for people?

Jack

Well...you film people having sex?

I make a kick-ass stew.

Marin

My kick-ass stew could kick your kick-ass stew's ass.

Marin

Patrick, we have got to talk about your bachelor party, or your O'Bachelorton party, as I like to call it. Have you thought about what you would like to do or...have?"

Patrick

Uh, beer. Ping-pong. Beer-pong!

Marin

I thought I made myself clear with the wood.

Jack

Yeah, you did.

Marin

I said I didn't want any romantic gestures, right?

Jack

Yeah, I know.

Marin

So you are just ignoring what I said?

Jack

Yeah, pretty much.

Marin

Wow, you got a lot of nerve buddy.

Jack

Only when it comes to stuff I really want.

Marin

Don't forget me!

Jack

I won't, certainly not after this.

Annie

I mean, you have slept with so many more guys than me. Tons, probably.

Marin

Oh, yeah, a thousand.

Annie

(looks at Marin)

Marin

I'm kidding.