Tell me about your family.
KK
Zed, the twins, the worms, same family as you.
Come on! You have parents! You were born, weren't you? Tell me about your dad. What's he like?
KK
Dead.
S1 E6The Neuralizer Syndrome
Always up for "chicken", huh!?
LL
You made me bail out at the last second!
S1 E7The Symbiote Syndrome
TTroy
They've got babes, swimming pools, movie stars, you like movies, don't ya? Oh, and do you think we can get our handprints in concrete right in front of that theater. Huh? What do ya say? And it's near that amusement park where you can buy a hat with rodent ears! I want one of those. So, what do you say? Huh?
Um, Hollywood's the opposite way.
You two Edgars are UGG – LEE! Where did you get your human suits? The 99 cent rack?
S1 E8The Inanimate Syndrome
UU
Haven't you read the MIB manual?
Waiting for the movie, Upton.
UU
Wah... Codenames are classified! How did you know...
Your letter is "U". But you don't look like an "Ursula".
S1 E11The Elle of My Dreams Syndrome
LL
Jay, there's no time for another job! There's something important you have to do now!
[Dream version of L walks in]
DLDream L
I agree.
LL
(gasps)
(J saves L from a Vermax)
Consider it a favor.
(L saves J from two Vermaxes)
LL
Favor returned. With interest.
S1 E13The Take No Prisoners Syndrome
W1Worm 1
What kept you, K?
W2Worm 2
We got a situation here!
W3Worm 3
Big problem!
W4Worm 4
Yeah! Yeah! Big!
KK
(Deactivates alarm) Being out of coffee is not a Code Blue.
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