WWilliamson
Do you always treat enemy soldiers?
Of course not, only if they're sick.
“Are You Now, Margaret?” · Season 8
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (3), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Margaret Houlihan (1)
Klinger (passing out copies of Stars & Stripes to the officers): Here; read this.
Hawkeye (reading): "Scandal Rocks Capitol Hill. Congressman Daniel Lurie-!"
EEEveryone else
*gasps of surprise*
Hawkeye (reading on): "-Caught in Washington Love Nest with Aide's Wife! 'My-my husband drove me to it,' sobbed a tearful-"
Everyone (reading together): "-L. Shirley Williamson!"
Hawkeye (reading on): "'I needed more than a man who's married to his work first and me second!'"
Now wait, wait. That seems fair. He had the Congressman's ear, and she got everything else!
(to Willamson, furious at his blather about the Red Menace) Don't tell us about the Red Menace! We're up to our ankles in it! It comes out of those kids you keep sending us!
(Klinger has just photographed Williamson in a compromising position with Margaret in her tent. BJ, Hawkeye, and Charles burst in.)
WWilliamson
Will someone please tell me what's going on here?
BBJ
We thought your wife might like some pictures of your fact-finding tour.
Suitable for hanging.
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