[Klinger is playing horseshoes with Potter.]
I don't know how you do it, Klinger.
Well, sir, I learned how to throw horseshoes in Toledo.
What's that got to do with it?
We didn't throw them for fun. We threw them in self-defense!
“Ping Pong” · Season 5
In this episode: Colonel Potter (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Frank Marion Burns (1), Maxwell Klinger (1), Margaret Houlihan (1)
We all know when the Good Lord passed out paranoia, Frank Burns got on line twice.
Three times; and the third time, he denied ever being in line!
[Everyone at the 4077th is attending a Korean wedding taking place at the MASH.]
They won't get away with this. General Harrelson will hear about this!
Oh, shut up!
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